Friday, June 20, 2008

this morning i had to fight not to throw up on the metro

problems last night:

(talking to jiaona and james)
douchey looking white guy: why are they speaking english? that girl is speaking english!

i'm sorry. i guess i just like to partake in things generally considered white people territory, such as speaking english and acting like a tool.

things i should probably be worried about:

1. i am drunk at work and kind of feel like vomiting.
2. i have no plans for my future since i realized i can't get into law school and can't do anything else.
3. i am homeless in new haven from august 27-september 24.

so, friends and lovers, you can help out with struggle #3.
does anyone want to house me? preferably somewhere with a kitchen?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'd have to check with my housemates, but there's a good chance i can house you.

theone said...

omg. we're living parallel lives.

I was on the verge of sleeping in the metro last night.

I was making fun of conservatives at a bar across the street from the RNC.

I've stopped eating because I'm poor.

help.

Anonymous said...

i already said i could house you.

also omg john almost slept in a metro, i actually slept on a bench.